Monday, November 5, 2007

There is Absolutely Nothing to See Here.....

Bakersfield, CA-Federal authorities have announced today during a nationally televised press conference that there is absolutely nothing of any interest to anyone to be seen in Bakersfield, California.

"We suggest that everybody just move along," White House Press Secretary Dana Perino explained. "There is nothing to see there folks. Just some routine, every day stuff of no consequence to you or your loved ones. Yep, just regular stuff. Nothing to do with UFOs or aliens of any kind."

Apparantly not everyone is buying this explanation however, especially journalist Fran Jenkins. "Now wait just a second. You just said something about UFOs. I think there may be something to see in Bakersfield after all!"

Perino, disappearing in a cloud of thick smoke, laughed maniacally.

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