Wednesday, January 2, 2008

Breaking it Down: How Americans Are Getting Over Their Hangover.....

14%- An over-the-counter treatment produced by the fermentation of sugars derived from starch-based material, the most common being malted barley.

21%- Hydration, ibuprofen, and acupuncture repeatedly until the acupuncture finally seems to be working. This method may take up to 24 hours to work but without the acupuncture expect up to a full day.

25%- Trans fat, glorious trans fat.

13%- Kidney dialysis.

15%- Cryopreservation.

12%- Summoning the demon Azgaroth to rain the fire of eternal torment down upon one's enemies and/or sleeping in.

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