THE HEALTH PATROL
with Mitch Rangler
-Headache following heavy alcohol consumption
-Feeling tired prior to going to sleep
-Aching muscles after strenuous exercise
-Constipation, diarrhea, or normal stooling patterns
-Difficulty remembering names of childhood acquaintance's parents, international phone numbers, or pi to 100 decimal places
-Sensitivity to fire
-Hair and fingernail growth despite frequent attempts at cutting and trimming
-Negative feedback within the neuroendocrine system leading to widespread homeostasis
If so, then you or your loved one almost certainly suffer from Quantum Fatigue. What? You haven't heard of it? Of course you haven't. Why? Because your doctor, and the drug companies DON'T WANT YOU TO! If you knew about Quantum Fatigue, and the simple method that has a greater than 100% chance of curing it, then they wouldn't be able to profit from your never ending DIS-EASE!
That's right. There isn't any money in being HEALTHY!
I don't usually advertise products, but sometimes it's just the right thing to do. I'm going to let you in on a little secret. It's called the Quantum3000 MegaMiracle Cleanse System, and it has been curing Quantum Fatigue in Europe for decades!
But don't take my word for it!
"Dear Quantum3000 MegaMiracle Cleanse System User,
My name is Dr. John D. Wilson and I am a board certified Doctor of Quantum Cleansing that has been researching Quantum Fatigue for the past 50 years. I want to warn you about the dangers of Quantum Fatigue. Did you know that every living person in the world suffers from Quantum Fatigue. And that until now there wasn't a cure for this deadly condition, a condition that causes such devastating symptoms as childhood curiosity, inability to hear outside 20 Hz and 20 kHz, and frequent involuntary movement of the diaphragm.
For years, the cause of Quantum Fatigue eluded even the most brilliant Quantum researchers such as myself. But a recent breakthrough has given me the answer, and it is a simple one. Thanks to my work, and that of Deepak Chopra, we now know that Quantum Fatigue is a weakening of bodymind from a quantum level. That means from a level which is not manifest at a sensory level. Our bodies ultimately are fields of information, intelligence and energy. Quantum Fatigue involves a negative shift in the fields of energy information, so as to bring about a deficit in an idea that has gone wrong. So Quantum Fatigue involves the weakness of one mode of consciousness, mind, which brings about negative changes in another mode of consciousness, body.
Once this obvious fact became clear, the means to cure Quantum Fatigue was quickly discovered: The Quantum3000 MegaMiracle Cleanse System. It is the only full body cleansing system that works on ridding the body of not only the accumulated toxins acquired from modern realities such as vaccinations, power lines, chemtrails and hydrolyzed proteins, but also quantum entaglements, spooky actions at a distance and quantum uncertainty. It is also the only cleansing system that I recommend to my patients with Quantum Fatigue.
Dr. John D. Wilson, DQC"
Not convinced yet? Worried about the cost? Don't be! Because if you order the Quantum3000 MegaMiracle Cleanse System right now, not only will you be taking the first steps toward PERFECT HEALTH, you'll be doing so for a fraction of the regular cost. For only 4 payments of $29.99*, you can get started. Plus, if you aren't satisfied, and have a letter from a member of the National Academy of Science or Stephen Hawking describing their experimental data proving that your Quantum Fatigue has not been completely cured, you will receive a portion of your money back!
That's right, a MONEY BACK GAURANTEE!
What do you have to lose? Only your health. If you don't order now that is! ORDER NOW! And if you mention Mitch Rangler and The Health Patrol, they'll take 5% off of the first order!**
* Plus a lifetime monthly fee of $29.99
** This service will cost an additional 10%