Wednesday, January 14, 2015

Cursed Princess Begins Difficult Journey to Recovery.....

Gumdrop Island-As news of the lifting of the evil curse which put her into an impenetrable sleep nearly 5 years ago spreads throughout the kingdom, Princess Leonora, beloved monarch of the magical land of Gumdrop Island, has begun the long and painful process of recovery and rehabilitation.

This hydraulic lift will assist in moving the princess between her royal bed chamber and emerald encrusted dragon bone toilet
"Princess Leonora, wielder of the mystical scepter of power and the source of all beauty and light on Gumdrop Island, has some rough months ahead of her," palace physician Mort Fishman explained during a press conference held today in the Royal Hall of Eternal Vigilance. "True love's kiss or no true love's kiss, her muscles have wasted considerably and there are significant contractions of her extremities. She may not have the strength to feed herself for weeks, let alone to walk or reunite the three segments of the Fairy Crystal at the upcoming Festival of Unity."

Fishman went on to discuss the need for Princess Leonora to continue to receive nutrition via a percutaneous endoscopic gastrostomy tube until her strength returns, as well as for round-the-clock care of her Stage IV pressure ulcers. "How much function she will eventually regain is anyone's guess. One thing is for certain, however. Prince Charming over there is going to need to learn how to do an "in and out" catheterization."

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