|World's cutest baby Chance Wolters, shown here staring intently at something above and a little to the right of the photographer|
Chance has yet to show any signs of interest in his own physical appearance. This may be because of an uncanny maturity for a neonate, or because he is instead focusing on the descent of his left testicle. Nurse Roshandra Lewis, on the other hand, has raised serious concerns about the authenticity of his title. "It's sad how she keeps showing everybody the certificate and talking about the burden of beauty on such a young child. Does she really not know that we give these to every family at discharge. Somebody should really tell her."