14%- Organic Funyuns
21%- Butylated hydroxytoluene
25%- Soylent Totino's Pizza Roles
13%- Two Bacon McSlabs, a large McTrough, and a yogurt parfait
15%- Another in a seemingly endless parade of tedious meals, amidst a pile of broken dreams long forgotten, and in the presence of that shrewish harpy of a wife that will forever burden your limp and lifeless spirit
12%- Whatever Oprah tells me to
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