Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Mysterious Force Blamed in Airplane Disaster.....

Washington, DC-Following an intense investigation of the recent crash of a Boeing 747 near Long Island, New York, FAA investigators have concluded today that an as of yet unknown force played a major role in bringing the large plane down.

"We don't know what to call it yet," lead investigator Chuck Yeardley explains. "But we do know that this plane was travelling at a very high speed, and was located several thousand feet above the ground when the engines malfunctioned. It was as if something just pulled it. Just pulled that plane straight down. Our best scientists are working on this."

This isn't the first time that an as of yet unexplained, and powerful, force has been blamed in an airplane disaster, at least according to Andrew Hurt, a former FAA official who was fired for what was called a mental breakdown. "I tried to warn them but they wouldn't listen. It's out there right now preying on anything that dares leave the ground. You can't stop it. You can try but it's patient. It will wait until you make a mistake."
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9 comments:

  1. VijaySeptember 11, 2007 at 1:45 PM

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  2. Zoo KnudsenSeptember 11, 2007 at 4:23 PM

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  4. AnonymousSeptember 13, 2007 at 12:22 AM

    Follow up, Zoo Knudsen? Is this mysterious force a cryptozoological phenomena? An extraterrestrial presence? A malevolent spirit from the disenfranchised medical blogosphere?

    We need more information. Facts, figures, data and at least, a bar chart.

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  5. AnonymousSeptember 13, 2007 at 12:23 AM

    Uh, and you have never visited my blog.

    anonymously yours...

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  6. Zoo KnudsenSeptember 13, 2007 at 9:07 AM

    Facts are meaningless! You can use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!

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  7. Zoo KnudsenSeptember 13, 2007 at 9:07 AM

    I don't believe in blogs.

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  9. AnonymousJuly 18, 2013 at 2:27 AM

    Looks like the mysterious force is done with Candace Flynn and Stacy Hirano and followed the gigantic airplane to "The Capitol".

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