On February 7th, in the year 1978, as prophesied in the ancient texts of a number of cultures, including the inhabitants of southern Mesopotamia in the 4th millenium BC, the Egyptian Book of Life, and the Heichalot literature of Kabbalah, American actor Ashton Kutcher was born. It has been foretold that, in addition to being nominated for the 2001 MTV Movie Award for Breathrough Male Performance for his role in
Dude, Where's My Car?, he shall lead a great army of man and angels in open warfare against an evil hoarde of demons and alien invaders.
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