Breaking it Down: What are Americans Blaming Natural Disasters On.....

14%- Atheists 

21%- Evolution

25%- Monsanto

13%- Liberals

15%- Book learnin'

9%%- Accidentally touching a friend's penis at football camp

2%- Masturbating at grandmother's funeral

1%- Reversal of the Earth's magnetic field, Planet X/Nibiru, HAARP, chemtrails and global climate change