Tallahassee, FL - In the aftermath of Hurricane Ian, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has announced the development of a new task force that will focus on preventing future powerful storm systems from impacting the state.
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| Hurricane Ian, shown here demonstrating a hatred of conservative values while illegally coming into the United States, was last seen performing as Stormy Weathers at the Post Office Cabaret in Provincetown |
"Florida has certainly faced more than its fair share of hurricanes over the years," DeSantis said during a press conference held on Sunday. "It's time someone asked why Florida and not Minnesota or North Dakota. What are they doing that's so effective?"
After pledging to get to the bottom of the anti-Florida bias in the tropical cyclone community, DeSantis touted his successful initiative to put an end to a different natural disaster. "No state has fewer earthquakes than Florida. You know where they have earthquakes? In California. That's why nobody wants to live there."
pretty good :)
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