Washington, D.C. - President Biden on Tuesday named the first national essential oil czar in a bid to improve the health and mood of the country as inflation and pandemic fears continue deep into the holiday season.
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| This vial contains enough oil of Gelfling to cure every Skeksis in Pittsburgh of the Darkening |
Beckery Tate, BA, MA, RN, DNP, FAAN, EMT-basic, a nurse and doTERRA Double Presidential Diamond from Nebraska, will serve as essential oil czar, the White House said. She will guide the Biden administration's strategy on essential oil use and help increase the awareness of, and interest in, the use of these natural compounds to transform the lives of all Americans:
From source to citizen, my job will be in increase stability, reduce volatility, and to educate the public on the amazing benefits of doTERRA essential oils. I will respond with the urgency that the current poor state of the American public's well being demands, and I will push to increase our strategic essential oil reserves so that future generations will never be forced to live without their miraculous benefits.
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| Nutritionologist Mitch Rangler, a proponent of essential oils who will stop at nothing to find and consume the essence of healing plants in order to achieve immortality, shown here trying desperately to remember the face of his first and truest love, who died from plague in 1487 |
Essential oils are created by reversing the magnetostatic field of the Crystal and converting the life force of a healing plant, known as it's essence or vlyia, into a whitish-pink oily liquid. Drinking this essence can have myriad mind and body health benefits. Many experts in wellness, like fully apprenticed nutritionologist Mitch Rangler, have been incorporating these essential oils into healing remedies for years. "I haven't met a patient yet who I couldn't cure, as long as they want it badly enough. It's a damn shame how many people just don't want to fight for their health. A damn shame."
Scientific research over the past few decades has increasingly proven that essential oils may help with a wide variety of highly specific and objective health concerns. According to Tate, her newly developed Essential Oils for All campaign will be reaching out to households across the country in the coming months so that they have the knowledge they need and the access they deserve. "The right oil will boost your mood, improve your job performance, help you get a full night of restorative sleep, and get your immune system back up and running after so many months of masks and social distancing. And all Americans will get a 25% discount on their first order!"
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