Republican Lawmakers Call for Conscious Uncoupling of Red and Blue States.....

Washington, D.C - In a bold, yet mature and empathetic move, Republican Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene has called for liberal and conservative states to undergo a conscious uncoupling.

Two American voters, shown here shaking hands, have made the decision to amicably part ways after a lengthy but ultimately unfulfilling relationship

"Red and blue states came together with love, hope, excitement, and a plan to forge a great American future together," the congresswoman from Georgia explained. "But sometimes, for different and often unforeseen reasons, relationships just don't work out."  

When a relationship reaches an end, the involved parties sometimes place blame on themselves or each other. According to Greene, the decision to consciously uncouple should be seen as an opportunity rather than a failure. "Instead of lashing out with bitterness and anger, or allowing feelings of shame and resentment to take over, conservatives and liberals should honor what they once meant to each other. They've learned more about themselves and what they want in a partnership, and they can use that knowledge to make different decisions going forward."

Greene isn't the only lawmaker calling for a conscious uncoupling of the states along ideological lines. Former president of the United States, and current 2024 Republican frontrunner, Donald Trump agrees with both the need for a national parting of the ways and for it to be done with kindness and caring. "It's natural to want to lash out in destructive and hurtful ways, but there are very fine people on both sides."

After conservative and liberal states go their separate ways, life in America is going to be different. Greene worries that many people are going to feel lost, but she does offer some helpful guidance. "I am encouraging everyone, whether they live in red or blue states, they murder babies or just want to protect the way of life that they cherish, they are groomers or patriots, to focus on reclaiming their life by breaking old patterns, finding emotional freedom, and, in the end, making a "happy even after" life for themselves."