Springfield, MA - American firearms and ammunition manufacturer Smith & Wesson Brands, Inc. has announced plans to begin offering Gluten and GMO-free products by the end of the year.
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| Toddler and celiac disease sufferer Josh McEnany, shown here holding an assault rifle from S&W's Lil' Toters line, is safe from any reactions to gluten while protecting his home from bad guys and monsters |
"At Smith & Wesson, we are committed to doing everything in our power to improve the safety of our products," CEO Mark Smith explained. "And we mean that. If there were literally any other means of reducing the harm caused to children by guns, we would be all over it."
Despite the implementation of these important new safety measures, some critics are pushing back. But according to Smith, now is not the time to discuss any radical efforts that would allow criminals a free and violent reign over American suburbs. "We believe that children are the future, and right now there are kids who don't have enough food to eat or who are being forced to wear a mask at the grocery store."
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