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| Nan Desjardins, NLC, shown here assisting newborn human Mackle Hammertone in the use of power posing to face each diaper change with confidence and grace |
"Babies can find mindfulness in their daily routines and improve communication to reduce conflict with caregivers," certified newborn life coach Nan Desjardins explained. "Can you really put a price on self-actualization for your little one? Yes, it's $200 an hour."
The newborn life coaching boom is the latest example of a rapid expansion in infant coaching services that have become available for parents in recent years. According to Abe Syzlak of Baby Trendz Magazine, there is apparently no aspect of infant life that isn't potentially coachable. "The generalists are now competing with increasingly niche coaching options, like power posing for shy premies and neuro-linguistic programming for colic. These kids are going to be amazing when they grow up!"
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