Florida Toddlers Turned Gay at Drag Queen Story Hour.....

Tampa, FL - Florida public health authorities are warning parents of straight infants and toddlers to avoid Drag Story Hour or similar events while visiting other states after reports of straight toddlers being turned gay were presented at a local conservative pediatric medical conference this this week.

One Florida child was turned gay and suffered severe developmental delays after a drag queen in a face mask read them a story while visiting relatives in Massachusetts

"These are a nightmare scenarios that could have been prevented," Mort Fishman MD, president of the Conservative Florida Pediatric Action Network Alliance explained. "These are some of the straightest toddlers you'll ever meet, and now, after listening to just one story read by a man dressed like a woman, they are completely and apologetically gay."

Drag is an art form in which a person dresses in elaborate clothing and make-up designed to present an exaggerated stereotypical version of the opposite gender, most commonly involving men performing as women. Critics of drag events, such as Florida governor Ron DeSantis, claim that parents have a right to protect their children from gay stuff. "Look, if they can turn an undeniably heterosexual toddler like little Wayne Simmons gay then nobody is safe. Not your kid. Not even you. I'm talking to all you dads out there."