Friday, May 19, 2023

Post Consumer Brands Announces Cereal for Men with Erectile Dysfunction.....

Lakeville, MN - Post Consumer Brands, the company behind popular cereals like Fruity Pebbles, Cocoa Pebbles, and Cinnamon Sugar Boulders, has announced a new addition to their product lineup designed to help men with erectile dysfunction, Raisin Bran Intimates.

Post Holdings, Inc. Chairman and CEO William P. Stiritz, shown here proudly erect at a 2019 award ceremony 

"When people are eating a bowl of cereal, they typically aren't thinking about problems in the bedroom," Post Holdings, Inc. Chairman and CEO William P. Stiritz explained. "But eating a bowl of Raisin Bran Intimates may be just the thing they need. That's what I think anyway, if you want one old man's opinion on the subject."

Post cereals have been helping early risers start their day for more than a century. Stiritz, who had his first erection at Spencer's General Store in Jasper, Arkansas in 1947 because of a Betty Grable poster, and has served as chairman and CEO of Post Holdings, Inc. since 2011, feels that the time is right to focus on helping men who have difficulty rising at night. "If we help even one man achieve a harder and longer lasting erection, then it will have all been worth it."

"For 30 million American adult men, the ability to achieve a firm, engorged, and enlarged penis when needed is elusive," Mort Fishman, a medical consultant for Post, explained. "A successful erection is the result of a complex interplay of psychology, neurology, vascular health, and endocrine factors, and this cereal is a delicious part of a complete erectile dysfunction treatment plan."

Raisin Bran Intimates comes in two flavors, Banana Blast and Honey Drizzle, and each is packed with ingredients that support a natural erection. According to Stiritz, men deserve a good erection. "This is the first ready-to-eat cereal specially designed to support penis health, and it's made with wholesome ingredients, vitamin B, dehydroepiandrosterone, and an herbal blend of ginkgo, Asia ginseng root, and horny goat weed. Get the erection you dream of!"

Raisin Bran Intimates can be found at grocery stores nationwide in the adult cereal aisle.

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