Thursday, September 28, 2023

Extreme Anal VII: Backdoor Blowout Producers Hope to Reach New Generation of Extreme Anal Fans.....

Los Angeles, CA - After the sixth film in the Extreme Anal franchise, Extreme Anal VI: Open for Jizziness, was poorly received by fans and universally panned by critics, producers are hoping that the next film in the series will appeal to a new generation while also reconnecting with established fans.

Benedict Cumberbatch will reprise his role as the voice of Pluggy, the magical sentient sex toy that grants wishes to his users, in the new Extreme Anal installment

"The last entry in the Extreme Anal series didn't meet the expectations of our fan base," Rammers Productions owner Thrash Ballstein explained. "With Extreme Anal VII: Backdoor Blowout, we go back to the series' roots, but we aren't exactly playing it safe. There are some innovative scenes that push the anal envelope, and that we think will appeal to a more modern and sophisticated audience. And Benedict, as always, is a true professional."

The poor reception of the previous installment in the long running franchise has largely been blamed on director Girth McBoner's insistence on shooting in black and white. According to Ballstein, however, that was only one of a series of bad decisions. "From the excessive use of exposition to the heavy handed drone shots and the ambiguous happy ending, it all felt...phony. Extreme Anal fans expect authenticity from this series as much as they expect hardcore butt play." 

Moving forward, the producers of the film series are pretending that the sixth installment never happened. Ballstein says that only the first 5 movies, the graphic novels, and the Quibi series are canon. "Returning fans are going to feel like they are putting on a pair of comfortable old slippers when they sit down to watch this film, but newcomers won't be confused by the plot."

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