San Francisco, CA - Despite claims by some critics that X, the social media service formally known as Twitter, is hemorrhaging active users after a series of poorly conceived management decisions by chairman Elon Musk, September saw the platform set an all time record in user engagement.
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| Elon Musk, shown here pointing to the top of one of those giant signs with a thermometer on it, and the mercury in the thermometer represents femtoseconds and it's going past the top of the thermometer |
"My critics certainly have some egg on their face right about now," Musk explained. "According to our internal records, X users logged the largest amount of femtoseconds while actively engaging on the platform in September since we started measuring engagement in femtoseconds...in September."
Musk, who first dreamed of creating a popular social media platform as a young child begging for spare change on the grounds of his family's estate in Pretoria, isn't alone in calling out premature declarations of X's demise. According to X CEO Linda Yaccarino, the September numbers validate her efforts since assuming a leadership role in May. "Most people have never even seen a number as large as the number of femtoseconds that X users were actively engaged in whatever it is people do on X. Is it a xeet or a post? All I know is that everything is fine. It's all going to be fine."
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