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Sunday, September 30, 2007

Free Energy Machine Gains Support of Scientists and Skeptics.....

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Nitro, WV-When people think of the small West Virginia town of Nitro, they may think of nitroglycerine, the explosive liquid for which it wa...
Saturday, September 29, 2007

Willing Suspension of Disbelief Threatened by Product Placement.....

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Cranston, RI-Moviegoer Bort Hickson came dangerously close to disbelief today when a blatant product placement was inserted into the film ...
Friday, September 28, 2007

Missing Bees Found in Georgia Man's Garage.....

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Augusta, GA-After over a year of intense debate, and a number of red herrings, the missing honey bees that have threatened the food supply f...
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Thursday, September 27, 2007

Study Reveals Alarming Increase in Ninja Obesity.....

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Wichita, KS-According to University of Kansas School of Medicine-Wichita researchers during an emergency press conference, the number of obe...
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Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Crimes Committed by Evil Twins on the Rise.....

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New Orleans, LA-The annual LSU Health Sciences Center(LSUHSC) campus crime report was released today, revealing that evil twin related crime...
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Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Homeopathic Study Questions Established Science, Doctors Stumped.....

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Hartford, CT-A groundbreaking study on the effectiveness of homeopathic remedies on a variety of illnesses was published today, and calls in...
Monday, September 24, 2007

Feng Shui Update.....

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Boston, MA-Harvard researcher Michael Clouse has taken his study of the ancient Chinese art of furniture arranging to new heights today by g...
Sunday, September 23, 2007

Study Shows More Americans Using Feng Shui.....

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Boston, MA-Harvard researchers today announced that nearly a third of American adults make use of Feng Shui, the ancient Chinese practice of...
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Saturday, September 22, 2007

Fossilized Remains of Willie Aames' Career Discovered in Mohave Desert.....

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Palmdale, CA-A team of palebiologists from UCLA announced today that they have discovered the completely intact fossilized remains of Willie...
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Friday, September 21, 2007

Homeopathic Scientist Reveals Oceans May Soon be Diluted to Dangerous Levels.....

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Tacoma, WA-Adding to the concerns of the majority of the world's experts on global climate, Tacoma homeopathic scientist Debra Macurley ...
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Belvidere, Nebraska, United States
I'm an old school reporter whose days of scoring double trucks are well behind him. But that doesn't mean I don't know a good story when I see one. I've worked for small town rags and big city broadsheets and everything in between.
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