Thursday, August 22, 2019

Science Communicator Neil deGrasse Tyson Proposes New System to Prevent Future Social Media Blunders.....

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New York City, NY- Popular astrophysicist and science communicator Neil deGrasse Tyson has announced a plan to prevent future social medial ...
Saturday, July 27, 2019

Paci-Vape Manufacturer Denies Marketing to Infants.....

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San Francisco, CA- When confronted with concerns over inappropriate marketing tactics during a congressional hearing this week, Paci-Vape ma...
Saturday, May 18, 2019

MIT Scientist Develops First Functioning Neutrino Detector Detector.....

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Cambridge, MA- A researcher at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology in Cambridge has developed the first functioning neutrino detector ...
Friday, April 12, 2019

Language Experts Celebrate Anniversary of the Spontaneous Appearance of French.....

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Des Moines, IA- Experts in the development of languages around the world are celebrating the spontaneous appearance of the French language o...
Thursday, March 28, 2019

White House Confirms President Trump's Perfect 2019 March Madness Bracket.....

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Washington, D.C.- During a press conference today, Press Secretary Sarah Sanders confirmed that President Trump has the only remaining perfe...
Saturday, March 9, 2019

More American Newborns are Being Lost in Hospital Pneumatic Tube Systems.....

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Houston, TX- When Bamanda Ellis delivered her first baby at a premiere academic birthing center in Houston, the last thing she expected was ...
Sunday, February 17, 2019

NASA Experts Expect Magnetic Field Reversal Any Day Now.....

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Fargo, ND- Experts from the North American Space Association have announced that a reversal of the planet's magnetic field is imminent. ...
Saturday, February 2, 2019

Chiropractic Paleontologists Question Mechanism of Dinosaur Demise.....

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Davenport, IA- Researchers from the Palmer College of Chiropractic Paleontology are questioning the scientific consensus on the demise of th...
Monday, January 28, 2019

CBS Announces the Reboot of the Magnum, P.I. Reboot as a Mid-Season Replacement.....

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New York City, NY- CBS has announced the mid-season replacement of it's reboot of the classic crime drama series Magnum, P.I. , which or...
Monday, January 21, 2019

Republican Lawmakers to Install High-Frequency "Mosquito Alarm" to Prevent Loitering Youth in Congress.....

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Washington, D.C.- House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy announced today that Republican lawmakers plan to place an electronic device somewher...