Slaughter Swamp, NJ- Hoping to calm the fears of millions of concerned Americans as cases of COVID-19 continue to spike in most states, Legion of Doom Director of Public Outreach Solomon Grundy is calling for the White House to put a national face mask mandate into place.
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| Solomon Grundy, shown here discussing the differences between surgical and N95 face masks with a group of hesitant local militia members whose skulls he would later crush with a large boulder |
"It's absurd that recommendations for wearing face masks have been met with resistance from certain segments of the population," infectious disease expert Mort Fishman MD explained. "The simple act of wearing a breathable material that can block droplets coughed out by someone else, or keep your droplets from reaching others, is based on science that is as solid as it gets. If a murderous brute like Grundy gets it, what the hell is Trump's problem?"
Grundy, a reanimated corpse fused with rotten swamp wood and powered by a mysterious elemental force has been a frequent nemesis of the Justice League while working on a masters degree in public health. He is calling for a nationwide face mask mandate and believes that enforcement needs to be a priority. "Masks good! Wear masks! Don't make Solomon Grundy angry! Me have cousin with asthma!"
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