Local Woman Ends Coronavirus Pandemic in the United States by Leaving Painted Rocks in Neighborhood Parks.....

Brookline, MA- Taking a stand against the coronavirus pandemic raging across the country, Brookline resident Jan Stilton has begun leaving hand painted rocks at a number of local parks.

Stilton, shown here basking in the glory of her accomplishment and just prior to watching the entire first season of Outlander again.

"With so many people dying and losing their jobs, somebody had to rise up and do something about it," Stilton explained. "If more people fought for what they believed in, instead of cowering in fear, we wouldn't have been in this mess in the first place!"

A hand painted rock with the affirmation "You Got This" written on it, shown here mere seconds before the death of the last SARS-CoV-2 virus.

Experts in infectious disease and epidemiology, like the National Institute of Health's Mort Fishman, have been waiting for a hero like Stilton to emerge. "COVID-19 is a serious illness that has caused the untimely death of hundreds of thousands of Americans, left millions of friends and family members grieving, and severely set back our economy. It's a highly complex public health problem, the handling of which has been a disaster from day one. Thankfully...it's over. It's finally over."