Monday, October 2, 2023

Trump Calls for National Death Race in Speech to California Republicans.....

Anaheim, CA - Former president and current GOP 2024 frontrunner Donald Trump called for the development of a national "Death Race" during a speech at the California Republican Party convention in Anaheim last week.

An AI rendering of a potential Death Race car and driver based on Donald Trump's description and crayon drawings

"We will immediately put an end to all of the pillaging and the theft, and people are just so angry and we will stop it and it will stop and people will be united again," Trump explained during his speech on Friday. "As your favorite president who got the most votes of anyone in the election, I will impose martial law and create a transcontinental road race. Our brave drivers will race across this great country in really fast cars with guns and knives sticking out of them. It's going to be a beautiful thing."

In addition to race participants competing to be the first to cross the finish line, they will also score bonus points for each pedestrian death caused by their vehicle. According to Trump, some deaths will be worth more points than others. "These shoplifters that are just running wild all over the place will be ten points. Radical left Marxists and fascists, who are very sick people by the way, are 20 points. And these illegals, or these woke people. Anyone who is woke will go for what, what do you think? 50 points? How about 50 points?" 

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