Wednesday, November 22, 2023

Louisiana Passes Controversial "Don't Say Spay" Law.....

Baton Rouge, LA - Backed primarily by Republicans, the Louisiana state legislature has passed a law restricting the surgical sterilization of female dogs.

Male dogs, shown here demonstrating complex power dynamics involving tactical elements of canine communication during interpersonal conflict, and humping 

"There is no room in a righteous society for procedures that exist simply to allow animals to make immoral lifestyle decisions," Lieutenant Governor Billy Nungesser explained. "It is our job as political leaders to set an example for the children of our community, and no child is truly safe until we have full control over the educational content in veterinary schools and over the practice of dog medicine, among other things."

The new legislation will make the removal of the ovaries, fallopian tubes, and uterus of female dogs illegal while allowing male dogs full access to neutering services, leading some opponents to call it the "Don't say spay" law. According to Nungesser, these critics couldn't be more wrong and should probably be arrested. "Now look here, that's just good boys being good boys. They work hard and they deserve to blow off some steam every now and then in my humble opinion."

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