Once Proud Brain Health Supplement Reduced to Being Taken by Jake Paul.....

San Juan, Puerto Rico- After years of high profile use by A-list celebrities and elite athletes, the once proud brain health supplement NeuroBlast-Mega Premium XL is now only being taken by YouTuber and professional boxer Jake Paul.

A fully "blasted" Jake Paul, shown here after a boxing match where he achieved unity with the eternal cosmic consciousness after his third BrainBlast-Mega Premium XL enema of the day 

"I had a pretty good run there didn't I," BrainBlast-Mega Premium XL explained. "I was on top of the world. Brad Pitt took me during the filming of Fight Club for Christ's sake. He recognized the benefit of my clinically-tolerated proprietary blend of brain blasting neuroceuticals, like 3-alpha-obamamino acid and fernia broganglia extract."

BrainBlast-Mega Premium XL comes in convenient pill and gummy formulations, as well as a liquid additive that can be included in smoothies, IV therapies, or bespoke enemas at the direction of a certified enematrician or holistic neuroscientist. And it has been assumed to improve seven key aspects of brain wellness: awareness/sensation, action, emotion, hair growth, self-confidence, and cosmic power.  Unfortunately for the supplement, an adulteration scandal in 2019 resulted in a sharp decline in popularity that it has yet to recover from. "I was cancelled just because of a few milligrams of ayahuasca. Jesus, what a bunch of hypocrites."