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Wednesday, January 10, 2024

New Mean Girls Play in Production.....

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New York City - The creators of the hit 2004 movie Mean Girls , the popular Broadway musical Mean Girls , and the soon-to-be released movie ...
Monday, January 8, 2024

Hallmark Channel Sets New Record for Christmas Movies in 2023.....

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Studio City, CA - Already known for a busy production schedule, particularly during the holiday season, Hallmark Channel has announced that ...
Saturday, January 6, 2024

President Biden Crowns Himself Emperor for Life on 3rd Anniversary of January 6th Insurrection.....

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Washington, D.C. - Joe Biden, the 81-year-old former United States Senator and current President of the United States from Scranton, Pennsyl...
Tuesday, January 2, 2024

Police Nutritionists Issue Warning Over Fentanyl-Laced Lemonade.....

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Miami, FL - Experts from the Miami Police Department's Nutrition Crimes Unit (NCU) are issuing a warning to be on the lookout for drug d...
Saturday, December 23, 2023

Point/Counterpoint: Helicopter Parenting.....

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Point Helicopter Parenting is Ruining Our Children by Jessica Champlain Child Psychologist Tampa, FL Are we raising a generation of perpetua...
Thursday, December 21, 2023

Remember When Zagmuk Used to Mean Something.....

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Editorial by Sumu-la-El Remember when Zagmuk used to mean something? Before it became so commercialized? Before every bazaar started selling...
Wednesday, December 20, 2023

James Cameron Releases Statement on Future Avatar Sequels.....

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Hollywood, CA - In response to concerns voiced by newcomers to the Avatar series, director James Cameron is reassuring the general public th...
Friday, December 15, 2023

Mental Health Problems Increasing Among Childhood Imaginary Friends.....

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Brookline, MA - For the first time since official tracking began in the 1950s, experts in pediatric mental health are seeing an increase in ...
Monday, December 11, 2023

Many Americans Still Menstruating Despite Tampon Tax, Study Finds.....

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Washington, D.C. - Despite efforts to curb the practice, many Americans are still choosing to menstruate according to a recent study publish...
Thursday, December 7, 2023

Ginsu Knife Salesman Makes Area Woman Uncomfortable.....

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Sugar Land, TX - Door-to-door Ginsu knife salesman Mathew Rouse made local housewife Rosemary Perkins very uncomfortable today when mentioni...
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Belvidere, Nebraska, United States
I'm an old school reporter whose days of scoring double trucks are well behind him. But that doesn't mean I don't know a good story when I see one. I've worked for small town rags and big city broadsheets and everything in between.
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