Savannah, GA - Haunted colons are common, with the latest science estimating that 3 out of every 4 people have a ghostly stowaway in their large intestines, but Savannah, Georgia was recently recognized as the premier destination for adrenaline junkies and phobophiles looking to experience a genuine supernatural experience, including those involving gut ghosts and bowel banshees.
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| Marie Tran, shown here eating at the Oysters 'n Gifts truck stop in Savannah, would go on to discover a poo poltergeist in her distal colon later that evening |
"Savannah is widely known as the most haunted city in America," Mayor Van Johnson explained. "You pretty much can't take ten steps in any direction without bumping into a historic building or cemetery where you might catch a glimpse of a ghostly spirit, or catch a whiff of ectoplasmic miasma from somebody with a fecal phantom."
Being known for its sphincter specters as much as its art scene and shrimp and grits, Savannah is a popular destination for lovers of ghost stories and, increasingly, ghost hunters. Some, like Ohio based Paranormal Medical Research Group leader Bruce Sagemiller, have a short list of favorite spots to investigate whenever they visit the "Hostess City of the South". "In a city like Savannah, you really can't go wrong because there are so many places with serious paranormal activity. But my favorite is the Marshall House, a hotel that served as an emergency hospital during the Civil War and a couple Yellow Fever epidemics in the 19th century. "One time I put an EVP recorder in the lobby men's room and, well, let's just say that the evidence wasn't exactly silent but deadly."
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