Sunday, February 17, 2019

NASA Experts Expect Magnetic Field Reversal Any Day Now.....

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Fargo, ND- Experts from the North American Space Association have announced that a reversal of the planet's magnetic field is imminent. ...
Saturday, February 2, 2019

Chiropractic Paleontologists Question Mechanism of Dinosaur Demise.....

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Davenport, IA- Researchers from the Palmer College of Chiropractic Paleontology are questioning the scientific consensus on the demise of th...
Monday, January 28, 2019

CBS Announces the Reboot of the Magnum, P.I. Reboot as a Mid-Season Replacement.....

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New York City, NY- CBS has announced the mid-season replacement of it's reboot of the classic crime drama series Magnum, P.I. , which or...
Monday, January 21, 2019

Republican Lawmakers to Install High-Frequency "Mosquito Alarm" to Prevent Loitering Youth in Congress.....

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Washington, D.C.- House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy announced today that Republican lawmakers plan to place an electronic device somewher...
Saturday, January 19, 2019

Area Child Killed by Unwieldy Backpack.....

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Lexington, KY- Chiropractic Pediatricians are warning parents of the dangers of heavy backpacks after a 5-year-old Kentucky kindergarten stu...
Wednesday, August 1, 2018

Monsanto Genetically Modifies Tomato with Fish Genes Just to Fuck with Greenpeace.....

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Creve Coeur, MO- Monsanto CEO Hugh Grant held a press conference today at the company's Creve Coeur headquarters, where he announced the...
Friday, July 20, 2018

Koko the Gorilla on Fast Track to Sainthood.....

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Vatican City- Less than a month after her death at the age of 46, world famous gorilla Koko is on track to be canonized faster than any pri...
Monday, July 16, 2018

Connected Eating is Growing in Popularity and Farmers are Baffled.....

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Sacramento, Northern California- When Central Valley farmer Jim Jabernathy walks through his fields every morning, he expects to find the oc...
Tuesday, February 27, 2018

Trump Orders Nation's Schools to Form Ragtag Team of Misfits in Case of an Active Shooter.....

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Washington, D.C.- In response to mounting concerns over school safety in the wake of the recent mass shooting in Florida, President Trump ha...
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Tuesday, February 6, 2018

Controversial Super Bowl LII Ad Sparks Ethical Debate Over the Use of Deceased Celebrity Voices.....

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Minneapolis, MN- On February 4th, 2018, the Philadelphia Eagles defeated the New England Patriots in Super Bowl LII as over 100 million view...