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Monday, March 29, 2021

Improper Mask Fit Linked to Serious Health Concerns.....

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 San Diego, CA - Along with the lockdowns and layoffs that many have suffered through during the coronavirus pandemic, the nation's lead...
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Monday, January 25, 2021

Implantable Desubluxators Revolutionize Chiropractic Care.....

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Cleveland, OH – When Mart Sinclair woke to a high pitched alarm coming from his smartphone, it wasn’t time to get ready for his job training...
Saturday, January 16, 2021

New Survey Finds Fewer Teens Being Followed by Sex Demons.....

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Atlanta, GA- A newly published CDC study on the sexual habits of adolescents comes as a bit of good news in these dark times. Though thousan...
Tuesday, January 12, 2021

The Health Patrol with Mitch Rangler: You'll Eat More Tapioca if You Know What's Good for You.....

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Mitch Rangler A fully apprenticed Nutritionologist and President and CEO of The Health Patrol, Mitch is passionate about tapioca, tapioca ba...
Saturday, January 2, 2021

Local Woman Ends Coronavirus Pandemic in the United States by Leaving Painted Rocks in Neighborhood Parks.....

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Brookline, MA- Taking a stand against the coronavirus pandemic raging across the country, Brookline resident Jan Stilton has begun leaving h...
Thursday, December 3, 2020

More Pregnant Women are Choosing "5G Free" Deliveries.....

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Waco, TX- When Jalinda Appleton sat down with her life partner, doula, and priestess midwife in November to plan out her upcoming delivery a...
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Monday, November 30, 2020

More Hospitals are Making Some Surgical Procedures 100% Virtual

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Minot, ND- As cases of novel coronavirus infections rise, more hospitals in the Dakotas are choosing to make some surgical procedures 100% v...
Wednesday, November 11, 2020

The Health Patrol with Mitch Rangler: It's Time to Pass That Kidney Stone Naturally.....

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Mitch Rangler A fully apprenticed Nutritionologist and President and CEO of The Health Patrol, Mitch has passed over a dozen kidney stones...
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Wednesday, October 28, 2020

Solomon Grundy Calls for National Mask Mandate.....

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Slaughter Swamp, NJ- Hoping to calm the fears of millions of concerned Americans as cases of COVID-19 continue to spike in most states, Legi...
Saturday, September 19, 2020

SDNY Announces Indictments in Newborn Apgar Score Bribery Scandal.....

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New York - The United States District Court for the Southern District of New York has announced indictments against several physicians parti...
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Zoo Knudsen
Belvidere, Nebraska, United States
I'm an old school reporter whose days of scoring double trucks are well behind him. But that doesn't mean I don't know a good story when I see one. I've worked for small town rags and big city broadsheets and everything in between.
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