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Monday, October 30, 2023

Savannah Tops America's Most Haunted Colons List.....

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Savannah, GA - Haunted colons are common, with the latest science estimating that 3 out of every 4 people have a ghostly stowaway in their l...
Saturday, October 28, 2023

Florida Governor's Office Releases List of Banned Halloween Costumes.....

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Tallahassee, FL - With less than a week to go before Halloween and millions of children across the country swarming our neighborhoods in sea...
Thursday, October 26, 2023

Area Pedophile Motivated by Love of Children.....

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Cincinnati, OH - When area pedophile Marty Albright takes his daily walk around Cincinnati's Mount Adams neighborhood, he is always sure...
Monday, October 23, 2023

X Sets New User Engagement Record in September.....

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San Francisco, CA - Despite claims by some critics that X, the social media service formally known as Twitter, is hemorrhaging active users ...
Sunday, October 22, 2023

More Urgent Care Clinics are Turning to AI for Help.....

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Shreveport, LA - As the expected increase in viral respiratory infections over the winter months looms ominously in distance, more urgent ca...
Saturday, October 21, 2023

Trump Promises Return to Coal-Powered Toothbrushes.....

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MargoLago, FL - Former President of the United States of America Donald Faison Trump promised a return to coal-powered toothbrushes during a...
Thursday, October 19, 2023

More Parents are Turning to Highly Trained Specialists for Help Choosing a Baby Name.....

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Minneapolis, MN - As pressure grows to choose the perfect name for their new baby, more parents are turning to highly trained specialists fo...
Tuesday, October 17, 2023

New Study Investigates Long Term Impact of Scaring the Crap Out of Toddlers.....

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Cambridge, MA - Behavioral Development researchers near Harvard have designed a study to help increase our understanding of the potential lo...
Sunday, October 15, 2023

Local Woman Determined to Protect Children from Halloween Fentanyl Dangers.....

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Norwich, VT - As the specter of Halloween draws near and parents all over the United States brace themselves for the potential loss of a chi...
Friday, October 13, 2023

Mississippi Passes Law Banning or Allowing Prenatal Corporal Punishment.....

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 Jackson, MS - Mississippi governor Tate Reeves has signed controversial legislation this week that either bans or clarifies the legality of...
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Zoo Knudsen
Belvidere, Nebraska, United States
I'm an old school reporter whose days of scoring double trucks are well behind him. But that doesn't mean I don't know a good story when I see one. I've worked for small town rags and big city broadsheets and everything in between.
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