Sunday, August 26, 2007

Breaking it Down: What Americans are Having for Dinner.....

14%- Organic Funyuns

21%- Butylated hydroxytoluene

25%- Soylent Totino's Pizza Roles

13%- Two Bacon McSlabs, a large McTrough, and a yogurt parfait

15%- Another in a seemingly endless parade of tedious meals, amidst a pile of broken dreams long forgotten, and in the presence of that shrewish harpy of a wife that will forever burden your limp and lifeless spirit

12%- Whatever Oprah tells me to

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