Saturday, May 18, 2019

MIT Scientist Develops First Functioning Neutrino Detector Detector.....

Cambridge, MA- A researcher at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology in Cambridge has developed the first functioning neutrino detector detector.

A terrifying glimpse into a future where detector detector technology is used by military forces to seek out and destroy detectors deemed dangerous by world governments. Who detects the detector detectors?

"I got the idea when Steve lost his neutrino detector," Philm Anderson, Associate Chair of the Department of Outer Space and General Studies explained. "We looked everywhere, even under the couch cushions at his mother's house where we found it last time, and finally I'm like, we should just make a detector...with science."

Despite successfully finding Steve's neutrino detector behind the dryer in his mother's basement, critics are questioning the use of the detector detector. Some, like Galaxina Cosmopolis at SLAC National Accelerator Laboratory in Menlo Park, are raising privacy concerns. "On the one hand, I'm relieved that Steve found his neutrino detector because he worked really hard on it. On the other hand, I'm uncomfortable with the thought of detector detector technology falling into the wrong hands."