Saturday, July 27, 2019

Paci-Vape Manufacturer Denies Marketing to Infants.....

San Francisco, CA- When confronted with concerns over inappropriate marketing tactics during a congressional hearing this week, Paci-Vape manufacturer Happy Baby Labs, Inc. executives vigorously denied targeting infants.

A cool baby, shown here using a Paci-Vape e-cigarette while listening to the latest hit from Jeremy Renner, star of Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters and that Jeep commercial

"At no point in the history of this company have we ever attempted to entice infants into using one of our sugar infused pacifier vaping products," Happy Baby Labs, Inc. founder Jewel Snively explained. "It isn't our fault if they are naturally curious and ignore the prominent warning labels stating that our pacifiers are not for babies."

The Paci-Vape e-cigarette brand is extremely popular among infants, with a market share of nearly 90%. Only blu binky has managed to carve out a small corner of the market, largely because of its prominent role in the 2017 hit film The Boss Baby. Pediatric health experts, like Happy Baby Labs, Inc. medical consultant Mort Fishman, point out that the health effects in infants are unknown. "We don't know how these products effect infants. The studies just haven't been done. Could they prevent SIDS? Maybe."