Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Lady Gaga Dress Made Almost Entirely Out of Insect Larvae Secretions.....

New York- No stranger to controversial clothing choices, Lady Gaga again shocked the world during an appearance on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon last night wearing a dress made almost entirely out of the salivary gland secretions of insect larvae.

"It was incredible, just unbelievable," revealed Fallon after the show. "If you had asked me a few hours ago, I would have said that nothing could top the dress made out of meat. But here we are."

The dress, reportedly collected by hand using a process invented thousands of years ago in China, has created an internet frenzy with rumors about the origin of the dress being one of the hottest topics of discussion over the past 12 hours. Gaga supporters are praising her fearless fashion while many question the ethics of a manufacturing process that likely ends with the death of thousands of insect larvae. Despite its disgusting origins, according to a representative from the Gaga camp the dress is extremely smooth and soft, not slippery at all, and it has a beautiful natural shine.

Lady Gaga herself was not available for comment.

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