Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Pope Denounces Non-Vatican Approved Bobbleheads.....

New York, NY-With his visit to New York rapidly approaching, the Holy Pontiff Benedict XVI today approved a document denouncing non-Vatican approved Papal bobbleheads as defective and not true embodiments of the spiritual leader of the Roman Catholic Church.

"These other bobbleheads cannot be called ‘bobbleheads’ in the proper sense,” current Prefect of the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith, His Most Illustrious and Reverend Eminence William Joseph Cardinal Levada S.T.D. explained. "This is not to say that, despite their obvious defects, the Spirit of Christ has refrained from using them as instruments of zany fun. Yet they lack the fullness of grace and of truth which has been entrusted to the Catholic Church."

The Holy See has also declared that unapproved Papal travel mugs, though perfectly capable of transporting hot liquids, will open the gates of oblivion which gaurd the pathway to eternal torment in the fiery lakes of Hell.

6 comments:

The Preemie Experiment said...

HAHA!! The visual of a papal bobblehead was almost enough to make me wish I had Depends.

Anonymous said...

"Yet they lack the fullness of grace and of truth which has been entrusted to the Catholic Church."
Grace and truth? Catholic church?
Are these the same people trying to convince people the earth is 10k old, and there was no dinos ? The ones responsble for the inquisitions where non-Christians were tortured into converting? The ones covering up Pedo preists?

I think he was refering to another sect - crank out the bobble heads!!

Zoo Knudsen said...

In all fairness, what they actually claim is that dinosaurs helped build the pyramids.

The Laundress said...

okay, you have baffled this bobble-head fan of a Catholic girl.

I have my Pope Pius XI and Pius XII and JP I and JP II bobble heads. Also John XIII and Paul VI. Damn am I missing the Brett Favre bobblehead?

good lord, it is all so confusing.

Zoo Knudsen said...

Few people realize this, but Brett Favre was actually Pope Dingus IV.

The Laundress said...

and I just love this line...

"is the Pope GERMAN?"