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| Press Secretary Sarah Sanders, shown here reacting to the implication that President Trump's preternatural ability to analyze complex data and his uncanny powers of intuition may not be enough to beat the 1 in 2.4 trillion odds of picking a perfect March Madness bracket |
"Obama filled out a bracket every year that he was in office and never got them all right," Sanders revealed. "Last year he very wrongly picked Michigan State to win the tournament. Michigan State didn't even make it to the finals. This was just one of many failures for a broken man whose presidency will undoubtedly go down as the worst in recorded history."
According to Sanders, not only has Trump picked the winner correctly through the first 48 games of the tournament, he has also predicted the final scores. Some reporters in attendance admitted skepticism of the Press Secretary's claim, which led to a heated exchange. "It's true, you know it's true, and he will release his bracket once the tournament is completed. Frankly this kind of dissent is un-American, and it may even be treason. This is something that President Trump is looking into right now."
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