Improper Mask Fit Linked to Serious Health Concerns.....

 San Diego, CA - Along with the lockdowns and layoffs that many have suffered through during the coronavirus pandemic, the nation's leading chiropractic organization is warning Americans about a surprising increase in lower back pain, among other health concerns, caused by poorly fitting masks.

A women with a headache caused by a poorly fitting face mask, shown just prior to her metamorphosis into a mindless husk as the interdimensional energy parasite burrowed deep in her brain awakens and begins to feed

"It's more than just back pain," San Diego chiropractor Ember Tacklebox explained. "It's jaw pain, neck stiffness, eye tension, upper back pain, and headaches. And that's if you're one of the lucky ones. That's if you live. And if you don't turn...into one of them."

Why would a simple cloth or paper face mask cause muscle aches and pains, death, or the awakening of the hibernating energy parasites that sought refuge in our bodies as their own dimension collapsed last June? According to the American Chiropractic Association (ACA), improperly fitted masks can limit the lower field of vision, causing people to tuck in their chins, shift their body position, and hold their necks and posture stiffly to maintain a line of sight. This stresses both the nervous and musculoskeletal systems, and can lead to accidents.

"I've seen teachers, healthcare workers, retail and factory workers, and even students who have come in for evaluation and treatment," Tacklebox revealed. "The loss of depth perception can cause anything from a minor bump or bruise, when walking into a pole or brick wall, to falling into an open manhole. And, yes, some people become an empty husk after being consumed from the inside by the energy parasites."

In an official ACA announcement released last week, the importance of wearing masks and social distancing in lowering the risk of catching or spreading the novel coronavirus was stressed. Tacklebox, a member of the ACA Committees on Pandemic Preparedness and Extradimensional Determinants of Health, wants the take home message to be about improving health and safety, not taking away a proven risk reduction strategy. "Don't throw the mask away! You can visit any ACA affiliated chiropractor for a fitting and a quick scan to see if you have a dormant energy parasite lodged in your brainstem."