Slaughter Swamp, CA- Despite a roughly 3 million vote victory for California residents uninterested in recalling Governor Gavin Newsom, Legion of Doom Director of Sustainability and Renewable Energy Solomon Grundy is refusing to concede defeat.
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| Solomon Grundy, shown here questioning the constitutionality of vaccine mandates with a group of legal scholars and infectious disease experts that he would later crush to death with a mechanical ventilator |
"There isn't any way that Grundy's refusal to concede makes sense in this election," statistician and professional election guesser Nate Silver explained. "He didn't even get the most votes among the potential replacement candidates, not even among Republicans. Still, I'm confident that this is going to work and that Grundy will be the new governor of California."
Grundy, a reanimated corpse fused with rotten swamp wood and powered by a mysterious elemental force has been a frequent nemesis of the Justice League while serving as auditor-controller for Los Angeles county since 2017. In addition to his refusal to concede, he is also calling for an audit of the recall election. "Solomon Grundy think election is fraudulent! Me think mail-in ballots are fake! Me have a cousin who is a lawyer!"
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