Sunday, September 25, 2022

Experts are Warning Parents About New Halloween Dangers.....

Washington, DC - Pediatric safety experts and politicians in Washington are teaming up to warn parents about potential new dangers to be on the lookout for this Halloween.

6-year-old Timmy Watkins, a convicted drug trafficker shown here with enough iocane covered raisins to kill every man, woman, and child in Pittsburgh, died in police custody last week

"Iocane powder has no odor, no taste, and will dissolve instantly when sprinkled on candy," Congressman Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) explained during a recent press conference. "That means loose M&M's, Skittles, and even raisins, which are nature's candy, are a threat to children."

The Commission on Safety for Kids (CSK), a Republican effort to ensure that children aren't exposed to anything dangerous on Halloween, is asking for parents to be wary of any loose candy or treats handed out in homemade bags. According to CSK spokesperson Cassie Frumph, it only takes exposure to one unsafe or thought provoking trick or treat for a child to die or ask uncomfortable questions. "Halloween is about having fun, and fatal car accidents, not exposure to deadly poisons or new ideas."

The CSK has released a list of items for parents to watch for on October 31st, particularly when inspecting their child's Halloween haul:

1. Loose candy

2. Woke

3. Tiny immigrants

4. Abortion stickers

5. Puberty blockers

6. Drag queens reading books 

7. Gay dads

8. Wind turbines

9. Critical race theory

10. Black people voting

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