Nafplio, Greece - After the tragic loss of their youngest child earlier this year while on vacation in Greece, a grieving American family is taking an alternative healer to court.
"We were on a magical European vacation that we had been planning for years," Sandy Danders explained. "I saw the Balrog clinic by the beach and just thought that it would be a fun experience to tell people back home in Boise. I didn't think it would cost us our little girl."
The clinic, run by Level 7 Time Reiki Master Jam Balrog and located near picturesque Arvanitia beach in Nafplio, is the only place in the world where a patient's current medical complaints can be cured by treating them in the past. According to Balrog in an interview for a recent Knudsen's News profile, his goal is to treat minor problems before they have time to become severe. "I had so many patients coming to see me after their health problems had been digging in for years...That's when I discovered time reiki and established my clinic here in Nafplio, just a few steps from Arvanitia beach."
Balrog's revolutionary approach to healing builds upon a foundation of traditional reiki, an ancient technique that involves the channeling of subtle, yet immensely powerful, human energy. Practitioners learn to access this energy through touch, by placing their hands close to the patient's body, or when sitting in their basement in a different state. After intense training over a minimum of 1 to 2 weekend classes at an airport Howard Johnson, practitioners learn to activate innate restorative processes. But with great power comes great risk, and there are a few potential downsides to reiki, especially time reiki.
In one study, published in an issue of The Vitamin Shoppe's Amazing Wellness magazine, reiki-related deaths were found to have increased by almost a quartile from 2007 to 2014. The lead author estimated that as many as 3 to 4 thousand people, animals, and plants are injured each year at the hands of incompetent reiki practitioners. With time reiki, the potential adverse outcomes are infinite and entirely unpredictable.
In the case of the Danders family, the potential for time reiki to cause unforeseen mayhem became painfully clear when their 3-year-old daughter Mandy began to slowly fade away. Dan Danders, Mandy's father, described the ordeal in court records made public today. "She's right there in front of us eating applesauce and she drops the spoon. Toddlers drops spoons all the time. But then I can see the back of her chair. I mean, I could see her and the back of her chair at the same time. She was...transparent. And then she was gone."
While it isn't exactly clear how Sandy Dander's time reiki session with Jam Balrog lead to the removal of Mandy Danders from the present just as Dan Danders was watching her eat...I think it was oatmeal? But there is a leading hypothesis. According to time expert Dr. Mort Fishman. Applesauce! It was applesauce. Fishman says that this was a completely foreseeable tragedy. "Mucking around in the past is bound to have potential repercussions in the present. It's a new timeline and anything goes. Have you ever heard of the The Butterfly Effect? Great movie. I don't know what it is, but Ashton Kutcher has it!"
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