Deadly Moose Attack May Have Involved Muffin.....

Cloquet, MN-During an emergency press conference held today at Gordy's Hi Hat Drive-Inn, Moose Lake State Park manager Don Del Greco revealed that yesterday's moose related death of 37-year-old Cloquet native Darrell Darrellson involved a muffin.

"We have some pretty solid evidence and the pieces are beginning to fit together," Del Greco explained. "It appears that the moose, after being given a muffin, wanted some jam to go with it. Darrellson didn't have any jam and the enraged moose trampled him in a bloody reprisal."

The small Minnesota town of Cloquet, located on the St. Louis river and home of the only gas station designed by architect Frank Lloyd Wright, is no stranger to tragedy. Still reeling from the death of 10-year-old Timmy Martin last Spring, who despite warnings of the danger involved had given a pig a pancake but refused to part with his favorite maple syrup, the community is considering making the feeding of wild animals illegal.