14%- An over-the-counter treatment produced by the fermentation of sugars derived from starch-based material, the most common being malted barley.
21%- Hydration, ibuprofen, and acupuncture repeatedly until the acupuncture finally seems to be working. This method may take up to 24 hours to work but without the acupuncture expect up to a full day.
25%- Trans fat, glorious trans fat.
13%- Kidney dialysis.
15%- Cryopreservation.
12%- Summoning the demon Azgaroth to rain the fire of eternal torment down upon one's enemies and/or sleeping in.
