Mysterious Force Blamed in Airplane Disaster.....

Washington, DC-Following an intense investigation of the recent crash of a Boeing 747 near Long Island, New York, FAA investigators have concluded today that an as of yet unknown force played a major role in bringing the large plane down.

"We don't know what to call it yet," lead investigator Chuck Yeardley explains. "But we do know that this plane was travelling at a very high speed, and was located several thousand feet above the ground when the engines malfunctioned. It was as if something just pulled it. Just pulled that plane straight down. Our best scientists are working on this."

This isn't the first time that an as of yet unexplained, and powerful, force has been blamed in an airplane disaster, at least according to Andrew Hurt, a former FAA official who was fired for what was called a mental breakdown. "I tried to warn them but they wouldn't listen. It's out there right now preying on anything that dares leave the ground. You can't stop it. You can try but it's patient. It will wait until you make a mistake."