Thursday, September 20, 2007

Breaking it Down: What American Women are Throwing at Police.....

14%- A Bloody Mary

21%- Their 6-month-old infant

25%- Last season's Prada shoes

13%- A sly look that says "I know we just met, but I think we had a moment back there in the trailor right after you tasered my pit bull, but before you handcuffed me. And I want you to know that I'm very interested."

15%- Their Zune

12%- A can of organic snow peas


The Laundress said...

Wait. Wait. Stop throwing things already!

You need to know about this:

Pure Advantage Pea Protein.

All of the moms at our local Waldorf School are slipping it into the whole grain, homemade waffles every morning. No one is the wiser! Heh heh. sneaky protein = parental joy, eh?

Zoo Knudsen said...

I salute their efforts to stem the tide of poor nitrogen retention in growing muscles. I fully support the grooming of a generation of ultimate soldiers with the use of the amazing pea protein.