14%- A Bloody Mary
21%- Their 6-month-old infant
25%- Last season's Prada shoes
13%- A sly look that says "I know we just met, but I think we had a moment back there in the trailor right after you tasered my pit bull, but before you handcuffed me. And I want you to know that I'm very interested."
15%- Their Zune
12%- A can of organic snow peas
2 comments:
Wait. Wait. Stop throwing things already!
You need to know about this:
Pure Advantage Pea Protein.
All of the moms at our local Waldorf School are slipping it into the whole grain, homemade waffles every morning. No one is the wiser! Heh heh. sneaky protein = parental joy, eh?
I salute their efforts to stem the tide of poor nitrogen retention in growing muscles. I fully support the grooming of a generation of ultimate soldiers with the use of the amazing pea protein.
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