Palmdale, CA-A team of palebiologists from UCLA announced today that they have discovered the completely intact fossilized remains of Willie Aames' career buried in the sand of the Mohave desert near Palmdale, California.
"This is a monumental find," Team leader Mark Webster explained. "It all seems to be here, perfectly preserved. His first appearance as Leonard on a 1971 episode of "The Odd Couple". "The Courtship of Eddie's Father". "Gunsmoke". Even the 1974 "ABC Afterschool Special" Pssst! Hammerman's After You!."
The amazing find is currently being transported back to UCLA for further study via carbon dating and electron microscopy, and Dr. Webster is optimistic about additional secrets being revealed. "We won't know until the boys in the lab get a hold of the specimen but the consensus is that its work as "Bible Man" did this poor thing in. You can only coast so long on reruns of Zapped! and "Charles in Charge" I guess."
Saturday, September 22, 2007
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Aw man. I cannot begin to tell you what this means to me. I am a close personal friend of Carlton, the Doorman.
I'm sure you mean Carlton Your Doorman of Rhoda fame. Right?
Yep. And you know what happened to him!
Six feet under.
You do know he used to be Bibleman, right?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bibleman
Nobody ever really stops being Bibleman. Sure they may retire but a part of Bibleman will always remain within. And yes, I did know he was Bibleman. It's in the post. Apparantly you aren't aware of my long history of ace reporting.
anonymous says: his "MySpace" quotes "I'll never be disrespected" ...What a crock; he's in the business of disrespecting!
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