Monday, January 27, 2014

ProbyoticZ! for Teens!.....

ProbyoticZ! for Teens
The Only Probiotic Formulated Just For Teens!

Teens after satisfying bowel movement
Did you know that 70% of your brain is actually in your intestines? So the health of your gut affects how well your brain is functioning. Scientific studies have shown that taking a probiotic supplement can improve your intestinal health, but until now teens have been forced to use products designed for adults.

Adolescence is a unique period of transition from childhood into adulthood. Your teenage body is going through a lot of changes. It's total chaos! You wouldn't take your grandmother's blood pressure medication, right? So why would you take an adult probiotic?

ProbyoticZ! for Teens
Not Your Grandmother's Probiotic!

Non-threatening multiethnic children ages 15-19

ProbyoticZ! for Teens is the first and only probiotic supplement designed specifically with the teenage intestinal environment in mind. It works with your body, not against it. And it won't cause embarrassing diarrhea, so you can keep partying or playing video games, or whatever. But what is a probiotic anyway?

A probiotic isn't bacteria that gets paid to play on a professional sports team. I'm just using humor to help make a connection with you. A probiotic is a micro-organism that improves your health when you eat it. There are lots of foods that contain probiotics, like fermented bean paste, but they are hard to find and often unpalatable. So probiotic supplements, like ProbyoticZ! for Teens, are the next best thing.

Research shows that probiotics can treat all kinds of medical problems, and they boost your immune system so you won't get sick as often. And our proprietary blend of beneficial bacteria, like Lactobacillus jayzerii and Saccharomyces taylorswiftophilus, have been genetically modified to not just tolerate exposure to high concentrations of foods like Red Bull and Doritos, but to thrive in them.

So what can you expect after you start taking ProbyoticZ! for Teens?

1. Regular and more satisfying bowel movements
2. Increased energy and mental focus
3. Better grades
4. Clearer skin
5. Increased popularity
6. Parental understanding
7. Improved confidence
8. Success in athletic competitions
9. Being noticed by hot and/or dreamy classmate of the same or opposite sex depending on your preference
10. The power to control the actions of others with your thoughts and possibly x-ray vision

So what are you waiting for? Everyone else has already started. And I heard that Taylor Lautner and Willow Smith take ProbyoticZ! for Teens.

Willow Smith giving thumbs up for ProbyoticZ! for Teens?

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