Knudsen's History: February 4, 2008.....

On February 4, in the year 2008, the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) beamed the Beatles song "Across The Universe" to the star Polaris, located some 431 light years from the Earth, costing taxpayers 37 billion dollars. Not to be outdone, the China National Space Administration has sent a cryogenically frozen Jackie Chan into deep space aboard a state of the art Change Zheng 6 expendable launch system.