Cincinnati, OH - Drug dealers are increasingly turning to body language analysis to help find potential customers in a slumping economy.
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| Crossed arms with uncrossed legs indicates a powerful urge to try fentanyl, just to see what all the fuss is about |
"This is a tough job," Cincinnati fentanyl dealer Joe "Soggy" Bottoms explained. "When you sign up for this, nobody tells you how hard the work is. Nobody tells you how often customers just stop coming back, I assume because they quit using."
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| Smiling with hands and feet open at a roughly 15 degree angle indicates being very interested in a lengthy fentanyl addiction at the expense of all other social relationships |
Historically, drug dealers could just sit back and let interested people come to them. As the economy in many regions has suffered during the SARS-CoV-2 pandemic, and inflation has continued to rise, many dealers have turned to active marketing in order to stabilize income and to avoid large staff layoffs. Some have turned to marketing gimmicks, like rainbow and glitter fentanyl, that have failed because young children don't have much disposable income.
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| An upturned gaze combined with arms held straight but slightly away from the torso indicates a lack of interest in fentanyl but an insatiable desire for anything, anything at all, that comes in a box with Elmo on it |
An increasing number of dealers are now turning to experts in the field of body language analysis in order to help focus customer discovery efforts. One expert, psychokinesiologist Mort Fishman, has been working with drug dealers for years and believes that a team approach can be very helpful. "Not everyone realizes on a conscious level that they are ready to try fentanyl, for example. But when I see them lean slightly forward and squint their eyes just a bit, I know that they are either ready to talk to a dealer or trying to hold in a fart."
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