Cincinnati, OH - When area pedophile Marty Albright takes his daily walk around Cincinnati's Mount Adams neighborhood, he is always sure to stop by nearby Eden Park. Why? Because he loves children.
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| Marty Albright, shown here keeping a close eye on someone's kids, doesn't even charge for his babysitting services |
"What can I say except that I'm guilty. Extremely guilty," Albright explains. "I'm guilty of loving kids. Loving them a lot. A whole lot!"
And because of the special attention that he gives to their children, Mount Adams residents love having him around. Susannah Groves, a 37-year-old mother of two young boys and the owner of the house where Albright often parks the 2007 Chevy Express Cargo van he calls home, is appreciative of how he is always available to babysit at a moments notice. "In this day and age, with school shootings, internet bullying, and drag queen story hours, it's nice to know that someone is watching them who will keep them safe from direct bodily injury. And when I get home they are always tucked in and quietly whimpering themselves to sleep. I don't even need to check on them!"
Albright, a vocal supporter of local youth gymnastics teams, is famous around the Mount Adams neighborhood for his festive Halloween costumes and his open van policy for children out trick-or-treating alone. Long time resident Mortimer Townsend has seen a lot of pedophiles in vans during his 50 years in Mount Adams. "Pedophiles come and pedophiles go around here. Vans eventually move on too. But that Marty is something special. He really cares about these kids."
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